It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.
more like the human crotch and captain ass-merica
i just stared at this for 10 minutes X.X
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Damn.
for the love of god my birthday is in 8 days and i damn well better open one of them
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WHOEVER MADE THIS I FUCKIN LOVE YOU.
Aw dude, I made this!!!
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
I’ve never felt so pretty.
I feel fierce
What a fucking pig.
Take them from her. She obviously can’t care for them.
Seriously^ Wanna play games, missy? CPS knows how to do it WAY better than you.
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